...Don't hide behind your hair, embrace yourself, let the crowd see the real you...
Dear diary,
Oh dear I have been really slacking on updating. I am so so so very sorry. Anyways it brings a random urge to continue writing again today. But first and foremost let me promote you guys with Pamper Toes! *winks* After such long hesitance on updating and editing my shoes pictures, finally I posted up them on Pamper Toes Facbook page! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Pamper-Toes/268665153153229 Please do visit and support my products. Gotta earn that extra ka-ching you know! Daddy now seems to keep his wallet tight in his pocket. So, when daddy's tight, I am tight on cash too! Girls gotta have cash to shop till you drop ya know. My baby Beats still haven't land on my hand yet too. Aww sad.
Here's a little sneak peak on the wholesome ooh-la-la shoes I am selling. For more pictures visit the link above.
Glittery red ballerina flats
Pink suede pumps
Brown oxford flats
Black Oxford lace up booties
Blue booties
Moving on to the main topic I wanna talk about today is-Comparison between the males and the females. I have been taking notes lately on observe peculiar/not peculiar at all activities between female and male for the past few weeks. Here's what I found:
The usage of WTF
Male: WTF! Damn my chic is hot! My life is great
Female: WTF. Damn my boyfriend dump me. My life seriously sucks
Being dressy:
Male: a button-down shirt, pleated cotton pants, dress shoes.
Female: a Victoria Secret push-up bra, Bebe LBD, gold Jimmy Choo stilettos, Winny Loo's haircut and hair set in vavavoom curls, red painted OPI nails, Bobbi Brown eye shadow. Stage falsies. YSL lip gloss. Dior liquid and powder foundation. Daisy by Marc Jacob fragrance, Hermes Victoria II fourre Tout tote bag, Cartier diamonds, Tiffany and Co. charm bracelet and Omega watch.
Is happy when:
Male: Eating lunch
Female: Shopping purchases can't fit into the closet. (which means old clothes are to dump. And more new ones to come!)
When thought about the word money:
Male: Investment, economy, recession
Female: Spending, shopping, holiday
The perfect figure for a lady:
male: curvy or bodacious
female: stick thin
When thought of makeup
male: total waste of time although it makes a person look better
female: a work of art. Thank god someone created them
The term "exercise"
male: piles and pools of sweat after a 3 hour session of workout in the gym
female: Completing house chores.
The difference of lavender and violet
male: what difference? Lavender is a flower and violet is...what is violet again??? Oh so you mean that both of them is a colour? Wait are you doping me? Coz I have no idea.
female: lavender is a subtle shade of purple where it is light and brings a calm breeze mood feeling. Violet is a stronger shade of purple where it is almost like a mixture of fushia and blue together. It brings a more empowering feeling compared to lavender.
I love you:
male: Damn! I got the girl!
female: Aww he is gonna be together with me forever and ever.
Changing a hair style:
Male: I shave my hair bald!
Female: I dyed my hideous roots.
These are just examples of what I wanna share for gags. I believe not every male or female portray what I wrote above. Just have fun reading and share out your thoughts of what you think on the comment box below or my chatbox kays?
Signing off,
Sam
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