FourHundredPoundsOfLaziness

...Versatility, be a chameleon but stay true to yourself...

Dear Diary,

I noticed I always have 3 minutes kind of habit. Like previously I was so enthusiastic to update my blog every once a day. But now? Laziness got in the way. I am not sure why I am so lazy. I am lazy all the time! Even when I am so freaking bored with nothing much to do, I still don't have the urge to do anything. What's worse is that I tend to keep procrastinate task that I have to complete. For instance, college assignments. I tend to keep it till the day before I have to actually hand it up. Only by then, I will psych my butts out to scramble all over the assignments to get them done in time. Like for these few days, I have been slacking and being a total couch potato. I have been facing the computer watching dramas from morning till night till morning again. I have been watching back Fated To Love You, a taiwanese drama which actually aired 3 -4 years ago. I know its been awhile but hey, the drama deserves a thumb ups! And now, I am currently watching Secret Garden, a korea drama. My friends all are telling me how superb the drama is but somehow I keep rewinding it back because I got lost track of understanding the drama(note: it has english subs yet I am so freaking blur). Guess bimbos have disadvantages in keeping up with things. 

Fated To Love You

Secret Garden

Lol, something random just popped into my mind. It's time for some english and manglish lesson! FYI for international readers out there, manglish means a combination of english and malay language or better known as Malaysian english

blur

English: something seen indistinctly, vision, etc

Sentence: Something sloppy on the glasses blurred my vision.

Manglish: being extremely clueless and vague about something.

Sentence: What talking you?! I BLUR LA!

add oil

English: adding fuel substances into machines, etc/ adding cooking oil to food to cook.

Sentence: Add oil to the frying pan to grease and to avoid burning.

Manglish: A term for encouragement to never give up (direct translation from the chinese word Jia You)

Sentence: Add oil arh you! I support! 

small gas

English: no specific meaning

Sentence:-

Manglish: sensitive, easily offended (direct translation from the chinese word Xiao Ci)

Sentence: Omg don't so small gas la, I say soli ok?

cina apek

English: -

sentence:-

Manglish: typical chinese

Sentence: Yer...why you where that slipper look so cina apek wan?

terror

English: overwhelming intense fear

Sentence: She runs away from the kidnapper in fear

Manglish: Amazingly awesome at doing some sort of thing

Sentence: Geng! You damn terror wey! I salute you. Eh how you do that arh?

action

English: a movement/something done or performed

Sentence: Action speaks louder than words

Manglish: a snobbish behavior.

Sentence: Rich ad action la now. You think your money very big ar?

Big

English: large in size

Sentence: Bring in the big guns. 

Manglish: powerful

Sentence: Eh you think you very big arh now? Cross my dead body first la!

business

English: the purchase and sale of goods in order to make profit

Sentence: I would like to make a business deal with you.

Manglish: pass motion

Sentence: Don't kacau(disturb) me. I wan to do business in toilet.

Ps: time to slack again! Wii time. Owh and not to forget, I guess I will only update my blog every once a week. I am just too lazy to sometimes get into posting mood. Hehe *winks*

Signing off,

Sam 

A mile to a long way

...Don't hide behind your hair, embrace yourself, let the crowd see the real you...

Dear diary,

Oh dear I have been really slacking on updating. I am so so so very sorry. Anyways it brings a random urge to continue writing again today. But first and foremost let me promote you guys with Pamper Toes! *winks* After such long hesitance on updating and editing my shoes pictures, finally I posted up them on Pamper Toes Facbook page! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Pamper-Toes/268665153153229 Please do visit and support my products. Gotta earn that extra ka-ching you know! Daddy now seems to keep his wallet tight in his pocket. So, when daddy's tight, I am tight on cash too! Girls gotta have cash to shop till you drop ya know. My baby Beats still haven't land on my hand yet too. Aww sad. 

Here's a little sneak peak on the wholesome ooh-la-la shoes I am selling. For more pictures visit the link above.

 Glittery red ballerina flats

Pink suede pumps

 Brown oxford flats

Black Oxford lace up booties

Blue booties

Moving on to the main topic I wanna talk about today is-Comparison between the males and the females. I have been taking notes lately on observe peculiar/not peculiar at all activities between female and male for the past few weeks. Here's what I found:

The usage of WTF

Male: WTF! Damn my chic is hot! My life is great

Female: WTF. Damn my boyfriend dump me. My life seriously sucks

Being dressy:

Male: a button-down shirt, pleated cotton pants, dress shoes.

Female: a Victoria Secret push-up bra,  Bebe LBD, gold Jimmy Choo stilettos, Winny Loo's haircut and hair set in vavavoom curls, red painted OPI nails, Bobbi Brown eye shadow. Stage falsies. YSL lip gloss. Dior liquid and powder foundation. Daisy by Marc Jacob fragrance, Hermes Victoria II fourre Tout tote bag, Cartier diamonds, Tiffany and Co. charm bracelet and Omega watch.

Is happy when:

Male: Eating lunch

Female: Shopping purchases can't fit into the closet. (which means old clothes are to dump. And more new ones to come!)

When thought about the word money:

Male: Investment, economy, recession

Female: Spending, shopping, holiday

The perfect figure for a lady:

male: curvy or bodacious

female: stick thin 

When thought of makeup

male: total waste of time although it makes a person look better

female: a work of art. Thank god someone created them

The term "exercise"

male: piles and pools of sweat after a 3 hour session of workout in the gym

female: Completing house chores.

The difference of lavender and violet

male: what difference? Lavender is a flower and violet is...what is violet again??? Oh so you mean that both of them is a colour? Wait are you doping me? Coz I have no idea.

female: lavender is a subtle shade of purple where it is light and brings a calm breeze mood feeling. Violet is a stronger shade of purple where it is almost like a mixture of fushia and blue together. It brings a more empowering feeling compared to lavender.

I love you:

male: Damn! I got the girl!

female: Aww he is gonna be together with me forever and ever.

Changing a hair style:

Male: I shave my hair bald!

Female: I dyed my hideous roots.

These are just examples of what I wanna share for gags. I believe not every male or female portray what I wrote above. Just have fun reading and share out your thoughts of what you think on the comment box below or my chatbox kays? 

Signing off,

Sam

STFU.

...sometimes some people just deserve the middle finger. If we don't have anything good to say, it's best just to shut the fuck up...

Dear Diary,

I am just so frustrated. About all those yada yada comments of what people have to say. I've been refraining to use vulgarities and my middle finger since the year 2011 started but sometimes I just wanna yell to some people to just SHUT THE F**K UP! I know human words are poisonous. Sometimes it hurts even worse than an actual knife slicing through your skin. Come on! What I do is non of your freaking business. Mind your own instead. If you are so eff-ing good, why aren't you the next Obama/Beyonce/Steve Jobs/ Beethoven or whatever what not. FYI, I am not just frustrated about negative comments towards myself but what I am more frustrated of is how people judge others. What world do we have? What are we living in is nothing more compared to a burning hell. The only difference is that, here, we live much more comfortably. 

Calling others ugly, doesn't make you beautiful-I am not surprised if you look even uglier yourselves 

Calling others fat, doesn't make you thin-You might be the one being the obese potato couch kind of person. So what if she is not a size 2? So, if you are a size 2 and why aren't you a model?

Calling others stupid, doesn't mean you are a genius- If you are such a genius, how come you have an IQ of a 3 year old? Or shouldn't you be the one inventing the time machine instead of complaining about why isn't a time machine invented?

Calling others fake, doesn't make you genuine or real- So what if she or he undergoes a plastic surgery? So what if he or she wears heavy makeup? So what if his or her photo has been edited? The celebrities you worship the most, isn't all that perfect too. They too went for plastic surgery, apply makeup to cover flaws, and those ads where they look so VaVaVoom bodacious-ly hot? Duh! It has been photoshopped.

Urgh, sometimes when some people open their mouth, they don't actually realize that they are also not that impeccably perfect. In this world not everyone is Barbie or Ken. Everyone have flaws. There is a major difference between pointing out flaws to correct them and condemning the hell out of it.  

Back to my issues. What is wrong editing my photos? Just changed the colour schemes and lighting and suddenly I am being told-nope, that person in the photo doesn't look like you in real life. Hey, who doesn't knows that most people look much better on pictures than the real person? So what is the point of stating the obvious? If anyone can raise a hand and tell me that they are not self conscious, I might shut my mouth up. 

Original image-non edit

Edited image

What's such a big difference that I don't understand? It's still me. I'm not impersonating to be anyone else. So just shut the fuck up before, a Heineken beer bottle is smash hard onto your skull!

*exhales with a yoga pose* 

Ahh, what a relieve after blurting out. Owh btw, if anyone misunderstands me by thinking I am talking about anyone about this particular topic, a hundred thousand apologies, I am saying this as in general, to all of everyone out there. I don't mean to pinpoint anyone here. So nothing personal. BUT if reading this does hurt  you in a way, then you must be the one doing all those lifeless nuisance. The person who eats the chili, is the one who feels the spiciness. Haha, its a direct translation from Malay idioms. 

P.S: Don't mind my heavy words, sometimes girls just gotta break some rules! *winks* Owh and not to forget another kind of cliche post. 

Signing off, 

Sam 

11.11.11

...Going through an obstacle might be a hell of a ride, but what's most important is enduring it with a smile. Nothing beats hardship more than it...

Dear Diary,

It's Friday! And like with a cherry on top of a cake , it's 11/11/11! Happy 11.11.11 ya'll. It's actually not more than another ordinary day. Tho, this very day only happens once in a thousand year. If there is another a thousand years to come-which I highly doubt due to all the yada yada environmental issues and other bla bla blas. Anyway, since it might be the very last 11.11.11 mankind would ever experience, why not gather with all your friends and family, hold hands and wish something big and meaningful for all the people you love. 

11.11.11 wishlist:

1. Dianne to be her usual self again-jovial and Spongebob.

2. Daddy to eat less unhealthy food and exercise more-he is like a Seal! He is so round which makes me always poke his cute round belly. And not to mention, he walks so clumsily with his love handles jiggling. 

3. Everyone I love and care about are at pink of health.

P.S: I have been slacking a lot! Doing meaningless stupid things, instead of finishing all the piling task which I have yet to complete. Oh yeah and by wasting my time, recently, I found this dude's blog on nuffnang http://dontlikethatbro.blogspot.com. Spend some time reading it peeps, its worth your few minutes of your day. His blog is hilarious and I am addicted to his originality of his comics. Here's a sneak peek to one of his pieces:

Sorry for the midget size, as you can see my blog design space is kinda limited. To enjoy the comic visit http://dontlikethatbro.blogspot.com

Signing off with lotsa LOVE on the 11th November 2011,

Sam

If Only You Were Mine

...Everything changes in a glimpse of an eye...

Dear Diary,

Today is kind of a gloomy moody day. I've been bombarded too much today. There is just so much I can take. However, nothing beats reading my old text messages between me and a guy I had feelings for. Reading back, I felt as if we had chemistry and it was like we were meant to be. Our conversations were always so exciting and never ending. *sigh* Now? One word-Dead. It's sad to see that we were actually almost together but now it is as if like nothing ever happened. I miss our old times, where we drag our conversations to wee hours and then continuing again the next morning. Oh well, if it wasn't meant to be yours, it wasn't meant to begin with in the first place. It sucks to have feelings for someone. How'd I wish sometimes I am a heartless, lifeless machinery robot where I do not need to feel the pain and ease it with any sort of painkillers(if there are such things to medicate a broken heart). 

Another well lesson learnt today was that I learnt to appreciate the ones beside me, the ones I love and care. You may never know when they will leave you someday. I know this  may sound very cliche but however you guys put it, there is no doubt about it at the end of the day. As for today before I end my little entree, I would like to express my unconditional love towards to people I truly truly care. My family, my friends, and anyone else who makes the world go round

P.S: I am so gonna screw public speaking tomorrow. I am going to the battlefield fully unprepared! Shoot me! 

Signing off, 

Sam 

Of A Pretty Bird

...Gazing to the sky, but what can I do when I can't even fly?...

Dear Diary, 

How many days has it been abandoning you? 3? 4? Anyway, I sincerely apologize for being a pig on updating. I have been doing some thinking these days and I realize I have a really bad habit. I tend to get excited over new things and later on when time goes by I will then abandon them aside. A very good example I'm gonna point out is blogging. Like for the last few days I felt so enthusiastic updating my blog everyday. Now, I am like-Ugrh lazy! Maybe that's just me being such a pig. Tho, I have nothing else better to do besides from watching tv and scrolling Facebook homepage.


Hmm, I have also always wondered why I felt as if I am a bird locked up in a cage. *Laughs* I know it has nothing to do with anything I've just written above. Anyways, back in the bird content thingy, I feel I don't get as much freedom as I need from my parents. Maybe tho even at 18, daddy and mommy thinks I am still their little princess. Trust me, ever since I was born, they treated me like a princess. Like literally a princess! Anything has got to do with me, is always PINK! I had pink walls,pink bedspread, pink curtains, pink schoolbag, pink pencil case(alongside with a whole set of pink stationery), pink ipod, pink shoes, pink, pink, pink and pink. I can't list down everything I had and have in pink. Trust me, the list wouldn't even end by tomorrow. At least for now since I have shifted to my new home sweet home, my bedroom is in lavender accompanied by a full set of white furniture and a draping lovely black chandelier. Tho, it still kinda spell sprincess kind of bedroom huh? Owh well, guess that's why I am still daddy's little girl up until now.  Even so, being daddy and mommy's priceless jewel possession is what a kid would ever want but there are many times I wish I could achieve a little more freedom than allocated to me. For instance, tattoo, body piercing and clubbing and etc etc. If I'd ever done any of what I have mentioned, mom would literally chase me with her butcher knife and slaughter me for a gourmet dinner. Haha. Sorry if I have exaggerated too much. But seriously, I would be a dead meat if I ever sneak out from home since I have 5 cctvs pasted on every walls outside my house. *sigh* See what I mean by living in a cage?


Tho, being in a cage is mind boggling, I do appreciate my parents very much. Needless to say, without them there is no me. I guess living in a cage is not so bad afterall. I get adequate food and money to splurge on my shopping needs, I don't really have curfews when I am out with friends and whatever I wish and asked for from mommy and daddy, they would try their best to satisfy this little brat.


Psss...this is my latest obsession that I have been bugging daddy to get me

Tadaa! It's a vibrant pink limited edition studio Beats by Dr. Dre!(Yeap pink again -.-'') I am so getting this. Doesn't matter whether I get it from an Apple store or buy it online. Wait for me pinky! Mommy is coming to get you. It won't be long! *winks*


Signing off,
Sam

A Slave To Computers

...You just can't get your hands off from the keyboard, don't you?...

Dear Diary,

One word to describe today-Interesting. I realize how amazing the web has wide opened my eyes. There I was, browsing through the internet during lecture when I was suppose to "pay full attention" towards the lecturer(Hey! Don't give me that stare! It was utterly supendously excruciatingly boring!!!) and suddenly I found a website which caught my eye. Nope it wasn't about fashion, makeup, shoes, blogshop or what-so-ever which normally are of anything pretty and fits a lady kinda of website, it was a uber cool website about amazing, captivating, and absurdly weird wonders of the world(ranging from furnitures, houses, bridges, architectures, technology and etc.) 

check out some of the architectures I've found! 

 Believe it or not this is amazing structure is actually a treehouse! Yes, and by treehouse I meant those playhouse dads usually build for their kids on an actual tree. However, the twist in this is this treehouse is humongous-ly big, large, huge! To be exact a build up of 6000 sq ft! Imagine a mansion on a tree huh?

 A half floating on the edge barn

 A bubble house

 A crooked house. Actually this is a entrance of a shopping mall. However, judging by its look, it is sure a one crazy house!

 A cube house

An ice hotel. This ice hotel in Swedan only last for four months. After that, during summer the hotel is detach and materials are recycled to be reused again by the time of winter.

 A skinny house in Japan

 This is a upside down house! Yes I REPEAT-UPSIDE DOWN!!! Everything and anything you find inside the house is upside down. From curtains to beds, to toilet seats. It is amazingly outrageous I must say.

And lastly a Wooden Skyscrapper! Tho it might not look futuristically but I must say it does look like the house in Adam's Family .

Owh not forget these really really cool fish tanks!

Sink and toilet seats

Blink your eyes! And blink again. Not enough? Rub it too! Yes this fish tank is in a car! Recession on the rise and car sales ragingly dropping? No fret. Just convert it into a fish tank! *winks*

 Old Mac not using anymore, fish tank it will be!

 Shoe, light bulb, and telephone booth fish tanks!

And I save the best for last! *drum rolls* 

The incredible highway fish tank!

Always wanted to transport your fish to another tank 10 feet above the ground? Here's you solution! 

For more exciting, mind blowing pictures and articles check out www.weburbanist.com 

P.S: Thanks to Caryn's random suggestion to play Plants vs Zombies, I am currently crazy and a fanatic over it!

Try it out peeps! It's addictive

Signing off,

Sam